Anybody see today’s Dilbert comic? (via dilbert.com)

While sort of funny, at the same time it’s quite sad. I have honestly had clients like that, and I’m pretty sure many of you have as well. Hours wasted emailing back and forth trying to get these people to tell you what they want. Often it goes something like this:

Awesome Designer: What do you want?
Annoying Client Who Just Doesn’t Get It: Something really “edgy.”
Awesome Designer: What sort of colors, style, and feel do you want?
Annoying Client Who Just Doesn’t Get It: Something really edgy.
Awesome Designer: Yeah, you already said that. But what sort of colors, style, and feel do you want?
Annoying Client Who Just Doesn’t Get It: I dunno, just make it edgy.

So you make something really “edgy” and show it to your client.

Awesome Designer: How’s this? As you can see, I made it really “edgy” for you, and it’s has a lot of great features.
Annoying Client Who Just Doesn’t Get It: Looks good. Can you make it orange instead of blue, give it a more rugged look, and a stronger feel?

While not quite at the killing point yet, you’re getting a touch steamed…why the heck didn’t he say that in the first place? But at least he’s told you what he wants. So you do what he says and show it to him.

Awesome Designer: I did what you said, it’s edgy, it’s orange, rugged, and has a strong feel.
Annoying Client Who Just Doesn’t Get It: Nah, isn’t striking me. Try another one, I’ll know it when I see it.

WHAT THE HECK?!

One way I have dealt with this is to make it completely clear what the deal is. Offer 2 comps, 3 changes to the comp they pick, and anything extra gets billed by the hour. But at the same time, you want the client to be happy with what they buy.

So how do you deal with clients like that?