Now, I’m quite the Apple fan, and just as big a fan of the iPhone. So needless to say, this morning’s keynote and the announcement of the iPhone 3G S was pretty awesome… Sort of.

MMS? Awesome. Oh, wait. No AT&T yet.

Tethering? Awesome. Oh, wait. Never mind.

$199? Oh, wait:

Requires new two-year AT&T wireless service contract, sold separately to qualified customers; credit check required; must be 18 or older. For non-qualified customers, including existing AT&T customers who want to upgrade from another phone or replace an iPhone 3G, the price with a new two-year agreement is $499 (8GB), $599 (16GB), or $699 (32GB).

- via first footnote at Compare iPhones.

Then I kept scrolling, and it occurred to me. That’s a lot of legal copy:

Compare iPhones